idbetheprimesuspect:

So..—uh.
 Um.——c’mon, Kirby!
 Help me out here!
 Or do you get off by
 seeing me squirm like this?
 Because it’s not doing anything
 for me!”

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  “I am helping. Helping you 
  not get thrown in jail, or
  chased down the streets by
  a protective father or whatever.
  Have you, I dunno, tried talking
  to her? It’s one hell of a less
  disturbing approach.”

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i want a bromance/hoemance?? even where it’s not romantic at all, not even a bit and they’re like a wingman/wingwoman, and it’s not at all complex it’s just cute, and they play xbox and dance around to music, and they’re there when other people hurt them, or break their hearts, always ready with a shot gun, some icecream and a copy of the notebook on demand

GOOD MORNING HELLO FRIENDS I AM HERE

What’s your SCREAM fate? Click and drag or screencap to find out!
BEST FRIEND: Olivia
LOVE INTEREST: Stu
BEST FRIEND FROM THE SCREAM TRIO: Dewey
DEATH/WOUND: Gut and hung
THE KILLER IS: Charlie
DO YOU LIVE? No

do you ever just think about roman and jill and cry

hopping in the shower bbl

everything on this blog is forever going under major construction and has yet to be finished

o p e n

  “There’s a fine line between
  cute and borderline creepy.
  You, my friend, are treading
  on thin ice. Last time I heard,
  stalking got you a restraining
  order. Not a date.”

pettingz:

"Everyone picks on teachers,

but have you ever tried to

teach geography to a bunch

of fourteen years.”

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    “No, but the thought
    alone is enough to
    give me a headache.”

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